Monday, May 19, 2008

Monday Poetry Train - NSFW

“Hey boss.” I burst into his office without letting Edna, his secretary, announce me. “Since when do we deliver the severed body parts of murder victims?”

Dave's expression changed from intense irritation, to shock. “We don’t,”

“Just checking. Cause that sure looked like a hand to me that we sent to Mr. Torenze yesterday.”

His bushy eyebrows drew together over his eyes, forming a single dark mass. “You opened his package?”

I slumped into the chair across from him. “Hell no, I just happened to be there when he did.”

He rose out of his seat and placed his beefy fists on the top of his desk. “It is not your position to question the contents of any package you deliver. I know, and chose the clients based on information that I do not feel you need to be aware of. So from now on, no matter what you see, or think you see, you will not question my judgment. Is that clear?”

I hadn’t thought much about the honesty of my boss before yesterday. Not that it really mattered to me too much today. But I’d remembered the hand after I’d gotten home the night before, and the side of the phone conversation that I could hear, and I got to wondering if I’d just fucked a murderer.

“As a bell,” I replied cheerfully, hopped to my feet and headed to the back room, and the dispatcher.

A couple of other messengers were prowling through the stacks when I arrived.

“What you got for me Delia?”

Delia was a plump, older woman with three grown children, and seven grandchildren. Not a single gray hair marred her head. Amazing.

“Linn, I’ve got a special for you.” She rummaged through the stack of invoices on her desk. “Here it is. It’s a secret delivery to a Mr. Matthew Burdock. He’ll pick you up for your date in front of the office at seven o’clock tonight.” Her face broke into a grin. “Says to wear something sexy.”

I thought about going back to Mr. Dave’s office and draining a few years off of his life. This was just the kind of assignment he’d hired me for and that I really hated doing. I had no doubt that Mr. Burdock was a friend of his. You know, one of those types of friends.

“I’m not a whore, Delia.” I slapped my palm down on the top of her desk.

She giggled. “I never said you were, honey. You just have a healthy libido.” She nodded at me as though she’d said something significant.

“Healthy libido? Christ, she has more sex then any one else I’ve ever known.” Morse, one of the other messengers said from behind me.

“Love you too.” I slanted a look back at him. He was only sore because I’d turned him down. He was too human.

Mildred came up then, lugging a large parcel in her arms. “You’re just jealous because you can’t get anyone to sleep with you.”

Morse shot her a scathing look, then stomped out of the room.

“Where’s my package?” I waited while Delia unlocked the bottom drawer in her desk and withdrew a small envelope with a square bulge in the middle of it.

Not having brought a purse with me to work, I had to jam the envelope between my breasts to secure it, and keep it hidden. I swear, half the time I figured these “secret” packages were empty and used as an excuse for Mr. Dave to fix me up with his friends.

Still, nobody forced me to sleep with these men either. Hmmm.

“Do I get the key to the apartment? Or am I expected to wait outside in the snow?”

Delia produced the key for me, to the tiny, empty apartment that sat over the front third of the office building.

“Thanks.” I tucked the key into my pocket, and started heading towards the door.

“Just a minute, Linn,” Delia called out after me.

I stopped, hoping I wouldn’t be sorry that I did. “Yeah?”

“Mr. Dave said to tell you not to worry about coming into work tomorrow. What with the delivery tonight and all.”

Definitely a friend of Mr. Dave’s.

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Seven o’clock found me pacing in front of the windows of the apartment above the office.

Was I dressed sexy? Hell, I always dressed sexy, it’s natural for what I am. Was I dressed slutty? Hell no. I saved my slutty clothes for going out to find a man of my own choosing.

A horn honked and I glanced down at the street to see if it was my “date”. Seeing a car idling at the curb, I figured it was. My this evening was starting off romantically. Next I’ll bet I get to open all the doors for myself, and pay for my own meal.
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I swore to myself if he pulled up to the drive-thru window at any fast food restaurant I was out of there.

I carried a little handbag, just in case I needed cash to get me out of this situation. The package, however, was once again tucked between my boobs. I’d shaken it earlier, and was almost positive it was empty.

When I trotted out of the exterior door, I was surprised to see someone standing next to the vehicle.

Taking a closer look, I was pleasantly surprised to see a very appetizing someone.

Tall, then everyone is tall compared to me, wavy brown hair brushing the top of his collar, brown eyes. Straight white teeth.

He was too rugged looking to be beautiful. Extremely masculine though, and when he smiled, he had the sexiest creases form on the lower part of either cheek.

Moisture creamed out of my vagina at the sight of that smile.

“Please tell me that you’re Linn.” His voice was deep and rough.

“That’s me. Are you Matthew Burdock?” Please don’t let him be the driver, and Mr. Burdock some shriveled old man in the back seat.

“Call me Matt.” He swung the passenger door open, then offered me his hand.

I took it, my nipples tightening at the heat that radiated into me from his callused palm.

He lowered me into the seat, and I glanced up at him to thank him. He was staring at my legs, and as I watched, he swallowed, then his tongue eased out between his lips and skimmed along the lower one. Another gush of liquid seeped from me, and I was beginning to wonder if I was creating a spot on the back of my dress.

Once he had the car in gear, he shot a glance at me, then forced himself to concentrate on the road.

“So Matt, where are you taking me?” My fake dates always took me out to dinner.

“You’ll see.” The side of his mouth curved in a grin and I shivered.

We drove in silence for several minutes.

“Did Dave tell you anything about me?” He finally broke the silence.

“No he didn’t.” I shifted in my seat so I could look at him, and was struck again with what an attractive male he was. He wasn’t human, that much I could see, a were of some kind maybe.

That blasted half smile of his flicked over his lips again, and I wanted to throw myself into his lap.

“Have you known Dave long?” I admit I was fishing. I couldn’t see this guy being a friend of Mr. Dave’s but if he was, I’d have to start looking harder for what was wrong with him.

“Yes and no,” Matt answered, then didn’t continue.

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Okay, patience really isn’t one of my virtues.

“It means that I’ve known Dave for many years, but I didn’t like him enough to try to get to know him.”

“Dave’s not a were,” I blurted out before I could stop my mouth from opening.

One of Matt’s eyebrows winged up, and he slanted his eyes at me. “Actually, he is.”

I knew that shock was written across my face, and once again I spoke without thinking. “Werepig maybe.”

Matt laughed, and my heart fluttered in my chest.

“He’s half werecanine. He can’t shift, but he feels the call of the moon, and he gets even stranger on the nights it is full.”

Weredog. Almost figures. I still liked werepig better.

“So what kind of were are you?” Please don’t be something wimpy.

“Pathera tigris tigris.”


He’d stopped at a light and looked over at me, the grin moving across his mouth to encompass the other side.

“Orange or white?” I let my lips curve into my own grin.

He flashed his teeth in a genuine smile, that lit up his eyes. “If you’re around long enough, you just might find out.”

He pulled to a stop in front of a rustic looking log house, and swung out of the drivers door before I had a chance to question him. He opened my door, and extended his hand to me, not letting go after I was standing.

He led me to the door, then keyed in a combination, and ushered me inside. A fire in a huge stone fireplace was the only illumination in the house.

“Would you like some wine?” He moved his hand from mine and stroked it up and down my back.

“That would be nice.” I was suddenly glad we weren’t in a public restaurant.

He left me in front of the fire, so I took the opportunity to check out the items on his mantel. Of course, there wasn’t anything personal enough for me to ponder over.

When he returned, his fingers brushed mine as he handed me the glass, and both of us took in a gasp of breath at the contact. His eyes focused on mine, his breathing coming harsher in his lungs. The next thing I knew, he’d grabbed me by the back of my head with his free hand, and his lips were crushing mine.

I opened my mouth under his assault, his tongue sweeping in. He stroked through the insides agressively, tangling with my tongue. When he broke the kiss, his eyes locked again with mine, both of us breathing heavily.

“Drink your wine,” he rasped, and without taking his eyes off me, he tipped his glass to his lips and drank down the entire contents.

I followed suit, hurridely handing him my empty glass, my nerves firing as I waited for him to set them down. He grabbed me up in a hug, lifting me off the floor to eat at my mouth. I wrapped my legs around his waist, my arms around his neck and consumed him in return.

“I can’t wait.” He knelt with me in his arms, then lowered me to the floor. Sucking and nipping at my jaw, my neck, as his hands began undressing me.

With a growl, he raised up and dragged his sweater off over his head. By the time I’d worked my dress down over my feet, he’d stripped to the skin.

His mouth came down on mine again, sucking my breath from me. He pinched my nipple, then drove his hand between my legs, inserting the tip of his finger into my sex.

“You’re wet,” he groaned, driving a thick finger inside of me. “So fucking wet.” He pumped his finger a few times, then drove another one in beside it.

“Fuck me, Matt.” I ground my hips against his hand.

He shuddered, withdrew his fingers, and guided his cock to my opening. His eyes were heavy lidded as he wrapped his arms around me, and prepared to invade.

Then he started pushing his way inside, my sheath far too tight to accommodate him. He dropped his head beside mine, and worked his hips in short, sharp digs, inching his way between my muscles. After several hard strokes, he finally bottomed out against my womb.

“Jesus, you’re going to kill me.” He pulled his cock back about half way then slammed it in.

I cried out with the intensity of the pleasure just that one thrust created. He backed out further the second time, and powered his shaft back in. I jerked, and creamed over his cock, feeling it leak out of me to drip along the crease of my ass.

“I won’t break.” I knew I was begging, but I was going to die if he didn’t start fucking me in earnest.

“I don’t want to hurt you.”

“You can’t. I’m not human.”

His eyes focused on mine, I nodded at him, and he smiled. Then he was ramming in and out of me with a power that had me whimpering. I exploded in a blaze of completion, my inner muscles contracting and easing around his cock while he battered away. I felt my muscles tensing for another blow, I arched my back, twisted my hips, and flew over the edge. This time the vising of my sheath pulled him over with me.

He groaned, then shuddered and I felt his cock pulse, then the heat of his release as it washed across my womb. He slapped himself into me a few hard times, until he’d finally drained his balls.

Dropping down on top of me, he barely rested his weight on the arms he had circled around my shoulders.

“Damn. I can’t remember it ever being that good before,” he breathed agaisnt my neck.

“Neither can I.” And the funny thing was I really couldn’t.
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Thursday, May 15, 2008

TT13 - NSFW - NEKKID MEN & WOMEN!

Is it wrong of me to so enjoy looking at my own pictures???

Especially all that lovely man flesh. ;-)

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Monday Poetry Train

Copyright 2008 - Lisa Andel

Excerpt from Terminated

The Onionskin was a shake sided structure that stood alone on a treed corner lot. The paved parking area lay hidden behind a tall, rigidly pruned evergreen hedge. A series of flagstone paths led from both sidewalks and the lot to the front door; a rough hewn affair wrapped in iron, with large battered bolt heads that looked functional, rather than decorative.

I pulled harder than was necessary to open the door, stumbling backwards on the stoop, saving myself from tumbling down the short set of steps with my tight grip on the handle. I planted my feet firmly under me, took a breath, then sauntered inside, head up, eyes flashing side to side, the incident on the stairs relegated to the section of my brain reserved for “things I should have known”.

It was early by other standards, so the place wasn’t crowded yet. The patrons already present the equivalent of young professional humans mixed with a few wiser, older males. I pegged at least half a dozen of them as experienced killers, though not the ones I’d been briefed about, that worked for the preternatural Consul, the Comstat’s equivalent to the others.

A large were was manning the bar, his thick forearms resting on the polished oak top, his shaggy head turned in my direction. I walked nice and easy over to him, cataloguing his sheer size, and automatically planning countermoves that I prayed I’d never have to make.

“Can I get you something?” His expression telling me he’d like to get me the hell out of the place.

I eased up onto a stool, leaving my duffel hanging over my shoulder for the time being, until I could determine the extent of my welcome. “Are you Obermeyer?”

“Yes.” His deep voice rumbled with an unspoken warning.

“August Addison asked me to wait for him here.”

Another were moved silently into position behind my right shoulder. I was used to the tactic, and didn’t even flinch when I heard him inhale close to my ear. “She’s carrying his scent.”

Obermeyer studied me for a moment, then clenched his jaw. “Put her in the back.”

I didn’t like the sound of that and slipped my hand into my pocket while the smaller were, led me away from the bar. I eased my custom speed hunter into my palm, then dropped my hand down by my thigh, making sure my fingertip was resting against the trigger should I need the blade.

We stopped at the very last booth in the main bar area. An arch to the left led back to the bathrooms, a door next to that, the kitchen. I could hear the clatter of pots and utensils and the sizzle of food cooking in a deep fat fryer; the muted voices of the employees a pleasant hum in the background.

“Addison always sits here,” the were gestured towards the booth, his expression neutral.

“Thanks. Do I ask you for a drink, or will someone else be around?” I wanted to sit on the far side, with my back to the wall, but the were was in the way.

“I’ll get it.”

“Red wine, something tart, if you will.” I was pleased to note the surprise that flit across his expression.

“Really,” he narrowed his eyes at me, obviously convinced I wasn’t up to that type of beverage.

“Yes really.” I glared back at him, knowing that I passed for human. It’s what had enabled me to both get my job and be good at it. Most of the assassins that worked for Comstat were something other than human. None of us had ever been found out.

The were barked a laugh before he twisted around on his heel, and set out for the bar. I crossed to the far side of the booth and slouched into the seat, spent the time waiting for my drink by memorizing my surroundings. It was an automatic for me to do so, but still I monitored my awareness. You overlook something small it could be the last thing you ever overlooked.

I didn’t have long to wait before the were returned with my drink. I imagine it was his curiosity that prompted the speedy service. Obermeyer stood with his arms crossed where he could see me. Beyond those two, no one else was paying undue attention. I reminded myself it was natural other discretion and nothing more.

I raised my eyebrow at the pewter mug, buffed by years of use to a mellow patina. The dark red liquid inside breathed a spicy scent that had my mouth watering. I couldn’t chance being caught drinking the beverage designed specifically for paranormals while I worked for Comstat. I would gladly pay the price to come, for the freedom to drink it now. I silently thanked my ex-boss for this opportunity, even though he was probably aware of the fact by now I hadn’t died in the explosion and was once again on my trail.

I tipped the heavy mug to my lips and took a nice slow swallow of the meaty beverage. Not quite as thick as blood, it still coated as it flowed down my throat, waking all my senses and nerve endings as it progressed throughout my system. I didn’t stop drinking until I’d emptied half the glass, then I set it down with an audible “thunk”, knowing that the next few minutes would cause several involuntary reactions throughout my body.

“And so I awake again,” I whispered, eyes on the remaining liquid calling out to me from inside the mug.

“’Tis an awful, but necessary slumber, at times,” the were placed his hand on my shoulder and gave it a reassuring squeeze.

“This is going to be bad,” I managed to get out before the first tremors hit.

“I’ve got you,” with a fluid movement he slid onto the seat beside me and trapped me in a brutal embrace.

Pain lanced through my stomach, my muscles clenched, then started to jerk in random groups. My eyes rolled into my head, and I heard myself start to scream; the sound abruptly cut off as an unyielding pressure clamped over my mouth. Minutes, hours passed, I didn’t know, but a small part of my brain tried to catalogue everything, tried to hang onto its perception of my surroundings. I was at my most vulnerable right now, a position I hadn’t been in for many, many years.

Then sweat broke out across my brow and I started coming back into my head. My thoughts slowly sorted themselves out so that I could once again identify the clatter of the cooks and the aromas of seasoned meats and sauces.

I relaxed into the were’s body, my lips molding to his, moving against his in a grateful kiss. He adjusted the angle of my head, and returned the kiss with a skill that nearly took my breath away. When he finally let me up for air, I saw sympathy and admiration in his eyes. And still a bit of wariness.

“Thanks,” my voice came out breathier, huskier than I liked.

“I don’t get it,” he buried his face against my neck and inhaled. “You still smell like a human.” I felt his body stiffen, and knew he’d just realized what I was, that the scent was a fabrication, deeply embedded, a cover for a much darker nature. “You’re not a human though, yet you still smell like one,” he breathed, his eyes searching mine.

“Yes, yes I do.” There was nothing I could say that would assure him. If I was here to kill someone I would deny it anyway.

A shutter went down behind his eyes as he eased his arms from around me. It was the expected reaction, what most of the men I met usually did when they found out I was an assassin. It was the reason that I usually fucked human males I’d just met, and never more than twice. They started asking questions after that. Even if you only fucked them when you ran into them on a night out. Even if a couple of months had passed since you’d last seen them.

Without taking his eyes off me, the were slid out from behind the table, and rose to his feet. “Can I get you anything else?”

“Would a menu be too much trouble?” I’d been refused service before by people that just wanted me to leave. Not often, but if anyone was less than half human, they could sense something unpleasant about me.

The man cocked his head to the side, his expression not quite as suspicious as it had been. “Are you really meeting Addison here?”

I nodded.

“Are you here to kill someone?”

“No,” I blurted, taken by surprise that he’d bothered to ask me. “Only if they come after me first.” I wanted to hit myself in the head for adding that last part.

The were leaned back across the booth and planted a quick kiss on my lips. “Welcome to the Onionskin. You’re not likely to find another place as good as this one in the entire country.” Then he backed away from me with a twinkle of amusement in his eye.

Will wonders never cease.

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Two hours later, after I’d eaten my fill of the spicy pork dish, Chanco Adobado, a side of chile fried rice, and two refills of the other wine, I was becoming concerned that the master vampire had stood me up. The were, who’d finally introduced himself to me as Jason Lester, lifted a mug in my direction and waggled it, offering me another glass. I glanced again at the clock in the hallway.

I shook my head at Lester, declining the drink, while I dug through my pocket for something I could leave as a “locator”. The only thing I came across that was porous enough was a breath mint. It would have to do.

I drew my nearly empty keychain out and stared at it. I’d gotten rid of all the keys to the places I could no longer go. That left me with only two, both so small they looked like toys. It was the pocket knife on the other end of the chain that I was after, and a moment later I had the sharp thin blade out and locked. I muttered a passable spell “let the dickhead be able to find me, twice,” then poked the tiny tip of the blade into the pad of my thumb. I smeared the drop of blood over the mint, flipped the knife closed, and returned it to my pocket before I levered myself out of the booth.

Lester met me as I headed towards the bar. “Not going to wait for Addison?”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about that,” I let him see that it was concern, on my part, and not irritation. “I’m going to take a look around, if he shows up, give him this.” I held out the mint, imbued with my blood, the color now a dulled rusty brown.

The were raised his eyebrow, but took the locator from me, and tucked it into the front pocket of his pants.

“I’m sure I’ll see you around.” I locked eyes with Obermeyer, and tipped my head to him, earning a slight grin from the imposing male. “Nice meeting you,” I told Lester, meaning it.

“My pleasure,” he snagged me by the back of my head and gave me a quick, thorough kiss.

Laughing, I sauntered out the door into the cool of the night.

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